Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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