The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My dick has a subreddit
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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