I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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