therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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