I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
