Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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