How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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