I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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