just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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