Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think I died a long time ago.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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