He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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