I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
farters have to be the big spoon...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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