All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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