I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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