yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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