y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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