Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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