first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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