i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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