i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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