I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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