That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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