Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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