I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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