guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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