Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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