found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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