i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
do nipples grow back?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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