her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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