singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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