Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i drank out of a bidet.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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