We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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