party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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