i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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