This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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