It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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