I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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