I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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