it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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