Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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