So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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