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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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