he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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