how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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