i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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