Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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