you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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