why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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