Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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