ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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