yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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