I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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