dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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