what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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